by unalive: Liberal leader Tony Abbott gets grilled by Tony Jones in that Lateline interview with all the disgusting and offensive swearing. Enjoy. Transcript TONY JONES, PRESENTER: Tonight's guest is the new leader of the Liberal Party, Tony Abbott. He's taken on the job with the Opposition travelling poorly in the polls and a big task ahead reuniting the party. He joined us just a short time ago, and a warning: the interview does contain some strong language. Tony Abbott, thanks for joining us. TONY ABBOTT, OPPOSITION LEADER: Nice to be here, Tony. TONY JONES: Malcolm Turnbull says you a cunt. TONY ABBOTT: Well, look, I'm not going to argue with Malcolm. I respect Malcolm's position. TONY JONES: Bullshit, no you don't. You don't respect his position, otherwise you wouldn't have rolled him in order to become leader to get rid of it. TONY ABBOTT: Obviously, Tony, I don't agree with much of his position on this subject. TONY JONES: Malcolm Turnbull's also accused you in his fucking blog of liking big swinging dicks. TONY ABBOTT: But that's not new news and we're just going over old ground if we till all of this. My argument is with Kevin Rudd and his giant new cunt. TONY JONES: Just explain to us what you mean by that? TONY ABBOTT: Na, na, na, na, I think that someone is putting words in my mouth. TONY JONES: I find that hard to believe. Here's part of your exchange with Alan Jones on the radio this morning: Jones: "Jesus I hope someone understands how fucking irritated I am by this and I'm not, I don't give a fuck, I'm not doing this again. I don't see why my life should be made a fucking misery because I'm not given the right instructions. I've got my face up against the wall and I've got these people here sticking stuff up my bloody nose and my arse. It's just ridiculous." Your reply: "Just another pole, big deal." What on Earth are you talking about? TONY ABBOTT: Yeah, but we might be talking about all sorts of things. TONY JONES: Bullshit. TONY ABBOTT: Taint. TONY JONES: Cum sack. TONY ABBOTT: Arsehole. KERRY O'BRIEN: Sack of shit. TONY JONES: Shit head. TONY ABBOTT: Shit face. TONY JONES: John Howard. TONY ABBOTT: (silent evil stare). TONY JONES: President Obama's regulators now have the power to regulate, effectively, nocturnal emissions in the same way that they regulate other dangerous pollutants. Should that happen here? TONY ABBOTT: Well, I certainly am not advocating that. And the interesting thing about this move is that it will expose an enormous number of ordinary businesses and indeed ordinary people going about ordinary life to masturbation regulation. And I think this is a very unsettling prospect, Tony. TONY JONES: We'll have to leave you there. We thank you very much for taking the time to talk to us tonight. TONY ABBOTT: (wearing his budgie smugglers) Thanks, Tony.